No pics for today, but I thought I'd share a website that I've been reading. She's got a lot of cooking, and ranch-isms (she lives on a ranch), and she homeschools her littles (4 of them). I found out about it from my past neighbor who moved to Fort Campbell a few months ago and then happened upon it from my photography forum (the big one). She's got the whole story how she and her husband met and fell in love, a whirlwind story. I'm not a big romance person, mainly because I don't find too much in this world romantic. But their story is romantic. I was glued to my laptop for three days just reading. I found a lot of parallels between their story and mine and Chuck's (you'll have to read it yourself). Here is the link. It's good. And if you're a fast reader, it will take you no time. Just a bit of clicking because they're all different links.
But I'm reading through some of her past posts since 2006 and there is one that is hilarious. It's a story of when she was a child. I'll just post it here.
One day when I was four, my mom began to notice a foul odor whenever I was around. She gave me a bath; I still smelled. She switched shampoos and soaps and gave me more baths. Still smelled. It got worse every day.
A week later, my mom became very concerned. Starting at my toes, she sniffed every inch of my little body until she located the problem area. The stench was coming—strangely—from my nostrils. (Smells are supposed to go in, not come out, after all.)
A visit to the doctor later that day revealed the cause. There was a large mass in my nasal cavity. One by one, with his needle-nose tweezers, he carefully began extracting brightly colored, pea-size tumors from deep inside my nose.
The tissue was examined and the diagnosis made. It seems that several weeks earlier, I had systematically rolled no fewer than fifteen Fruit Stripe gum wrappers into tight little balls and had stuck them in my nose for safe keeping. I’d gotten sidetracked and forgot all about them, apparently. Over time, the gum wrappers had rotted and taken on quite a stink. The doctor was at a loss for words. My mom was aghast.
I have no lasting effects from the Fruit Stripe ordeal. I smell just fine now. And I’ve had a life completely free of nasal stuffiness, allergies, and other sinus maladies. Perhaps this is a therapy the homeopathic crowd might consider?
Hilarious.
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