Where are we?

Delaney: "Mommy, I want to go home."

Me: "We are."

Delaney: "NO!!!! I don't want to!!!"

Five minutes later.

Delaney: "I want to turn around."

Two minutes later.

Delaney: "I want to go to the airport."

Five minutes later.

Aaron: "Knock, knock."

Me: "Who's there?"

Aaron: "Apple."

Me: "Apple who?"

Aaron: "Apple smashed potatoes!!!!"

Bwahahahahaha!!!

Five seconds later.

Delaney: "Knock, knock."

Me: "Who's there?"

Delaney: "Apple snashed totatoes!!!!"

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!